R U A MEXICAN?

. If you can run and play any sport while wearing chanclas - that's
MEXICAN
. If your Tio left you a van and you turned it into a taco vending
business - MEXICAN
. If you pronounce words beginning with the letter "s" by putting an
"e" in front of it, (estop instead of stop), big time MEXICAN
. If you call a chair a "sher", you got it - MEXICAN
. If you have ever hurt yourself and your mamasita rubbed the area
while chanting "Sana, Sana, colita de Rana...." your a big time MEXICAN
. If your last name is in Old English lettering anywhere on your car,
truck, or tattooed on your back. Yes you are a.....MEXICAN, a CHOLO
too.
. If you throw a "GRITO" every time you hear Vicente Fernandez, then
not only are you MEXICAN, but you are a drunk MEXICAN
. If you have ever been pinched in church and been told "pobrecito de
ti, si lloras" or "vas a ver ahorita que salgamos." yes your
definitely a
MEXICAN
. If you grew up being called "chamaca or chamaco" - that's MEXICAN
. If your still scared of La Llorona, or fear the dark because of El
CuCuy, yes you're a MEXICAN
. Si te persinas with a lotto ticket in your hand before every
drawing. You're in the MEXICAN zone!!!
. If you ask for something by "dame esa cosa esa" instead of calling
it by its name, Yup you're a MEXICAN
. If you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys" or cake as
"kay-key" your a MEXICAN
. If you use manteca instead of vegetable oil and can't figure out why
your nalgas are getting bigger.......You might be a MEXICAN
. If you have some Tias that dress up in their prom dresses to go to a
birthday party at "el parque, you are a MEXICAN
. If your Tias and Abuela dress up in their bright pink, mint green,
and lavender......MEXICAN
. If you use the bushes in front of your house, the fence, or the top
of an old car to dry laundry. Yes, your a MEXICAN
. If your congested and your mom rubbed "Bicks" into your nostrils and
gives you "jugo de sebolla" with sugar, (grandmas recipe) to help
relieve
your symptoms. You are a MEXICAN

IF YOU DONT NEED ANY EXPLANATIONS FOR ANY OF THE ABOVE, YOU ARE A TRUE
MEXICAN. VIVA LA RAZA!!!!!!


You know your laughing your head off. Its all in FUN, so dont get all
"aldolorido." Just pass it on to another MEXICAN SO THEY CAN LAUGH.

VIVA LA RAZA - AHHHH-HHHHHHUUUUUUYYYYYYYYY